Riding through town I noticed only one bar, how boring!

Boring is something ive never been accused of being when Im drinking

Drinking the night away cost me my job.

job is not my life..... just a means to enjoy my life

Life is like a box of chocolates... (Where have I heard that before????)

before i have a big night drinking i like some greasy fish and chips in my guts

My gut leans toward greasy bacon and eggs over easy thank you.

You don't need to have a destination or direction when you leave on a days ride,but a gps may help to get back home.

Home is a great place to end up after a night of drinking

Drinking evil spirits can spin the world unless you use the Foot Anchor.

Anchor is in place IF heavy drinking is done at home.

Home was a wonderful place till she left me.

Me a name, I call myself (Now let's see WHO knows what song that's from )

Myself would be the only person who would be entertained buy singing that song from the Sound of Music.

music sooths the savage beast

Beast was the nic name my ex gave me.

Me, Ray, Doe are three words in the Sound Of Music but they are not in the right order.

Order me a drink while your up.

Up in years is anybody the remembers the Sound of Music !!!

Music, Music, Music are words from an old song, Nicklodian.

Nickelodian made someone a lot of money.

Money comes, money goes, like water through a collander.

collanders don't hold much at all.

All that glitters is chromed.

Chromed bikes tend to run slower.