Check your shorts after that gun shot

shot was mine;he needs to check his shorts!

Shorts are worn all year long down here.

Here I sit, tied to the phone cause it's my turn for on call.

Call me any time my friend.

Friend or friends are welcome anytime.

anytime ya wanna ride just give me a call !!!

Call your mother, I think I heard her calling you.

You cant drink whiskey all night the expect to ride hard all day

day light come and me wanna go home !!!

Home is where the bike stays when it rains.

rain and cold equal no riding.

riding in a thunder storm is an experience I'd just soon forget !!!

Forget is not my problem, but remembering is a task.

Task master, thats what my employees called me.

Me well as you all know I'm partial to a beer or twenty

Twenty five or six to four

(I know, it isn't the Next Song catagory, but I'm only on my second cup of coffee! LOL)

Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

Pie is good: Pumpkin, Blackberry, Apple (warm with ice cream of course), Bluberry

Blueberry is not a communication devise unless you include your stomach.

Stomach satisfied....all is good.

good bad ugly call you what you like just dont call me late for dinner

Dinner is one that I don't like to miss.

  Miss: may I have your name, phone number, address and the rest of your life to share with me on the road.    

Road work can be a real pain if encountered when riding.