experience is something that comes with time and patience

Patience hell! Let's go kill something. (One buzzard says to the other)

Something is usually more than nothing.

nothing lets you know wrong time wrong place like the sound of someone raking a pump action shotgun

Shotgun stains across my back let me know I done wrong.

wrong can sometimes be right...

Right there, can't you see it?

It wasn't supposed to be THERE.

"There" is an indication of position with out further instruction other than a point. 

Point that thing at me, and I'll shoot.

Shoot often and improve your aim.

aim carefully so you don't pee on the floor

floor meeting your nose only means one thing....way to much beer!

Beer, It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Anymore beer and i'll be looking for sponsorship from a brewery

brewery tours are a blast!

Blast a hole through the wall and we are out of here.

Here comes the Judge.

Judge not...there will come a time when you have had too much beer also!

Also, while your out, pick up some more rope.

rope-a -dope

dope (in the illegal form) is BAD news

News is that the VA made pot legal medicine.

medicine is expensive for alot of pensioners

pensioners are usually living from check to check