Hairdryers & other plug in things are not to be used in the tub.

tub every once a week or your new nickname may be Mr Stinky

sticky shorts can be uncomfortable after being caught in the rain and they begin to dry out.

Out west of here we we live is known as the outback

Outback is a restaurant I haven't been to but I hear they have decent steaks.

Steak...remember to thank a steer when you eat one.

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four is a load for a tricycle.

Tricycle with a Harley motor.... Trike.

Trike is not an option for me; I love the two wheels.

wheels on da bus go round and round.

round da corner is where she hides the stuff.

stuff riding a trike two wheels for me until i cant hold the bastard up anymore

Anymore rain this year and I'm gonna scream !!!!!

Scream is not an ordinary sexual responce.

Scream she did, which brought my mother to the room!

response times vary across the country.

Country pace is really hard to ignore no matter where you may reside.

Reside in New Hampshire and suffer the torture of black flies.

flies will always invite themselves to a country BBQ.

BBQ is something I'm looking forward to in South Carolina this weekend!

weekend is coming;have to finish the deck and then we can grill some chow.

Chow is a stupid looking dog when bald.

Bald women are not really a turn-on

turn-on the radio grabs some ice cold beer and work on your scoot,thats my idea of fun

Fun times come in a can of Fosters Beer.