joking about bombs at an airport can get you a free colonoscopy !!!!!

Colonoscopy is something that a co-worker of mine looks forward to every year....freak!

Freak out!

Out west of here a couple of hours the real outback begins

Begins with A s and ends with Z s is the storyline of the dictionary.

Dictionary usage is almost a thing of the past due to spell check.

Check out the road construction report before heading out.

out seems to be a word that I end up with a fair bit in this bloody game

Game time is at noon.

Noon is about when Im gonna start my thirsty Thursday session...

Session number two had an unusual flavor but the same result.

result based facts are hard to refute.

refute nothing without proof.

Proof for many people is covered by a persons honor and word.

word and deed go hand in hand.

Hand me a beer before I die of thirst!

Thirst is a condition directly tied to the availibility of beer.

Beer (this is not going to be popular) should not be considered a food group.

groups of food....don't hops relate to wheat?

Wheat Straw Suite was a pretty good Dillards album

Album, what is an album?

Album covers used to be quite expressive; my favorite was Bad Company's, Run with the Pack.

Pack your bike carefully for an extended roadtrip.

Roadtrip is a metaphor for life itself so stay off the superslab as much as possible.

possible indicators that you are not where you need to be are: 18 wheeler passing by so close you can touch it; cager on your butt leaning on horn; and you catch yourself thinking: Where is the nearest exit!!!!