Beer is what drives the economy around my place

Place a couple of nice racks of ribs on the grill and slow cook while basting in BBQ sauce. Mmmmmmmmmm.

Mmmmmmm is the sound of a stock twin on the freeway.

Freeway is something I try to avoid on my way in to work.

work sucks, but ya gotta do it.

It seemed like the right thing to do at that time.

Time is irrelevant when your ridin a good stretch of road with good people

poeple are okay...in small doses

People are crazy... but beer is good!

doses of medicinal whiskey help me make it through the day

Day is almost over for me

Me Ma is a short name from a short person who looks up to their grandmother.

Grandmother took my rectal temerature...but I had a toothache

Toothache is the pits...ever notice it always happens at the worst possible time?

Time to make the doughnuts

Doughnuts...hot fresh doughnuts...I love it when that red sign is flashing.

flashing lights in your rearview mirrors usually only mean one thing.....

Thing, in The Addams Family, was originally portrayed as a whole person (always seen in the background watching the family, but never getting noticed), but was changed to a hand for the TV series.

Series television makes the writers have to strech ther limited talents.

talents were shown on the stripper pole

Pole tents can be confusing to set up, especially after a few cocktails.

Cocktails & snacks can make for a major mess to clean in the morning.

MORNING BREATH CAN KILL A BIG DRAGON.

Dragon Tail this summer!!! can't wait

Wait right here, I be right back.