There is nothing more dangerous than a person with a false belief. Wars are created over such.

When you ask us men to do something around the house, we will do it...

There is really no need to remind us every six months!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Unknown

"Never pet a burning dog."
A friend told me this. Not funny but makes me laugh.

I'm going to make this into a sign and put it on the fridge!

Always Give 100%

(unless you're donating blood)

I don't have a bucket list...................but my fuket list is endless !

" I don't know if I can work any faster, but I know for sure I can work a hell of a lot slower"

" If one women can have a baby in 9 months, 9 women can have the same baby in one month." From unnamed manager on scheduling.

"some people act as if there is never enough time to do a job right, but expect us to believe there is always enough time to do it over."

Failure to plan on your part does NOT constitute an emergency on my part!

You never hear anyone on a bike asking "Are we there yet"

'Four wheels move the body, Two wheels move the soul"

**** IT ALL ITS TOO HOT FOR THIS SHIT...LETS HAVE A BEER....GUESS WHO?

I day without sunshine is like night

no thanks.my grandmother drank water and she,s dead now

He who knows best knows how little he knows  - Thomas Jefferson

Those professing to know it all, are really annoying to those of us who do -Dad

Man as an individual is a genius. But men in mass form a headless monster, a great brutsh idiot that goes where prodded.  - Charlie Chaplin

“The end of democracy and the defeat of the American Revolution will occur when government falls into the hands of lending institutions and moneyed incorporations.”
― Thomas Jefferson

Gulp :-/

You don't get somth'n for noth'n... and you shouldn't.
(forget who said it but, think it may have been Yul Brynner)