One time I had this emerald green 4x4 Dakota. It was beautiful but I just couldn’t get anyone to wave at me. Even after I put on a lift kit no one would wave. So then I installed one of those propeller plug sleeves in my hitch and still nothing. I thought to myself, “what’s it gonna take?” Well maybe a gun rack will do the trick. Nope. Nada. Then it came to me; a roll of cyclone fence in the bed!!!! That should do it. Needless to say, that didn’t do it either.
I started thinking to myself; “Hell, a Dakota ain’t a REAL truck anyway. I mean, it’s as sturdy as the RAM’s but it’s still not a REAL truck. Maybe a ball bag hanging from the hitch might get some waves or a thumb’s up”. But then again, a bag o’ nuts hangin’ from a Dakota? Pretty disgusting, eh?
Oh, I continued to add to my truck; recon cab lights, cool powder-coated rims, black bed rails, front grille guards, a wench, etc. For some reason I couldn’t get anyone to wave at me. I even had that decal of the little guy pissin’ on a Chevy hopin’ to at least get an obnoxious gesture from Chevy fans. But no, not one phuk off. So I just gave up. Who needs to be waved at anyway?
Well, at least my truck was lookin’ sharp as hell. I liked it. Don’t wave. I don’t care. My truck and new Red Man chewing tobacco hat were enough. Well suddenly I started to notice farmers waving at me from the seat of their tractor. What the heck was that all about? I pulled off the side of the road one day to check out a noise coming from my truck when a farmer pulling a hay wagon stops to see if I needed some help. In doing so he asks, “Say, ya wouldn’t happen to have a chew would you”? I replied, “Nah, I don’t chew”. With that he just shook his head, turned and walked away.
Imagine that will ya!!! After all this time tryin’ to get a wave!! I don’t have a damn thing in common with a farmer except that Red Man hat and suddenly I get acknowledged as if we’re friends?!? I’ll bet that farmer was crushed to discover I was just a poser after all. Ah well, it doesn’t keep me from returning a wave though; even if it is a bit forced.
Peace