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• ozarker replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  May 18, 2012

  A Prayer for all my friends...

    Ride Free and Happy Friday!  Tweek
• ozarker replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  May 18, 2012

  Condom Advise....

   A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe...  more A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married...    less
• ozarker replied to a topic in the forum New Members:

  May 18, 2012

  New from southern Louisiana

  I'm looking forward to reading some great posts on this site (I already have!).  I have been riding off and on for years, but got serious about 4 years ago.
• ozarker replied to a topic in the forum Off Topic:

  May 18, 2012

  Dragons new Bike cleaned up a bit

  Well I've taken off all unecessary parts from the new Skull Bike, and I think it looks better, now if I can just load these pictures. Like a lot of you I never have been a Skull kind of Guy, but when one plans to change a life style, well one...  moreWell I've taken off all unecessary parts from the new Skull Bike, and I think it looks better, now if I can just load these pictures. Like a lot of you I never have been a Skull kind of Guy, but when one plans to change a life style, well one should open his / her mind to different kinds of possibilities. I guess if you want to get abstract about the paint job.....The skull on the back fender is laughing at all the dumb shit things I've done thus far, and the Skull on the front fender is laughing like .....Lead ....Follow.....or get the hell out of my way!!!!! Skull Dragon  less
• ozarker replied to a topic in the forum Off Topic:

  May 18, 2012

  What is your Pet Pive

   Now I know this one can get out of hand so try to keep it to one or two Pet Pives. One of the Officers I work with doesn't have a weapon, so about 6 weeks ago I let him borrow a 1911 45 and holster, and told him he could borrow this until...  more Now I know this one can get out of hand so try to keep it to one or two Pet Pives. One of the Officers I work with doesn't have a weapon, so about 6 weeks ago I let him borrow a 1911 45 and holster, and told him he could borrow this until he could buy one. Well tomorrow I will spend part of my day off tracking this dude down to retrieve my 45. Ok part of this is my fault in that I wasn't specific on exactly how long he could use it. My Bad On That One, but where does common sense step in here on his part???  OK what are some of your Pet Pives?  less
• ozarker replied to a topic in the forum New Members:

  January 30, 2012

  I'm a friend you just haven't met yet! Motorcycle Jour

    Dan Jacobson Sr. Freelance Journalist   Since I've been in the motorcycle world for over 40 years now, maybe I can find a few friends at Cycle Fish? Most of my work has been on a 750 cc flat tracker until I became a feature writer...  more  Dan Jacobson Sr. Freelance Journalist   Since I've been in the motorcycle world for over 40 years now, maybe I can find a few friends at Cycle Fish? Most of my work has been on a 750 cc flat tracker until I became a feature writer for AMA Pro Racing events. Knowing just about everyone in the M/C racing industry and event promoters, I find interesting topics to write about. Many of my stories you can find on todayscyclecoverage.com, search the name Dan Jacobson Sr. I'm a partner in M3 Racing, Hawley(wood) MN, the place to get the fastest Honda engines. We have two AMA Pro's in the series again in 2012. Getting ready to start the season is a ton of work, going to the shows, closing marketing programs, travel plans for the opener at Daytona Bike week. We travel over 40k a year just for the AMA Pro GNC schedule. Feel welcome to friend me here at C/F or face book @ Daniel K. Jacobson and M3 Racing! Have a Winning Season! Dangerous Dakota Dan Jacobson  less