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• jamminfool replied to a topic in the forum Biker Chat:

  August 25, 2011

  I'm gonna hurt someone

  I dropped my Yamaha off at a reputable shop in town to take care of a busted gasket on my rear jug and a dry rotted rubber boot around the drive shaft 6 weeks ago. The mechanics Mike, a buddy of mine, but may be a little over confident in his skills...  moreI dropped my Yamaha off at a reputable shop in town to take care of a busted gasket on my rear jug and a dry rotted rubber boot around the drive shaft 6 weeks ago. The mechanics Mike, a buddy of mine, but may be a little over confident in his skills assured me it would be ready in two weeks. This was March 16th. He called me and asked if I wanted to change out all of the seals and gaskets, piston rings and adjust my valves while he had it all apart. I said sure, why not. I practically stole the bike for 3 grand so I figured I'd have a brand new one when all was said and done. Well he had hell putting everything back together but a month later he was done. I was on the rig when I got this call, a lot of good it does me. Well he was going for a spin and the starter/clutch assembly crapped out. No problem, he gets a new one and somehow while using a bearing puller splits my crankshaft in two. I'm $2000 into this and 6 f**king weeks without a f**king bike. I'm at my wit's end. I sent...    less
• jamminfool replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  June 10, 2011

  Weapons Check

  The Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over motorcycle owner for a weapons check because of an NRA  sticker on the bike.   When the officer approached the bike, the man behind the handlebars handed the officer his...  more The Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over motorcycle owner for a weapons check because of an NRA  sticker on the bike.   When the officer approached the bike, the man behind the handlebars handed the officer his driver's license, insurance card and concealed carry permit.   The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said, "Mr. Murray, I see you have a CCP.   Do you have any weapons with you?"   The rider replied, "Yes I do. I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the left the saddlebag and a .22 derringer in my boot."   The officer looked at the biker and asked, "Anything else?" "Yes. I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 in the sidecar."   The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said ...    less
• jamminfool replied to a topic in the forum Biker Chat:

  May 19, 2011

  I'm gonna hurt someone

  I dropped my Yamaha off at a reputable shop in town to take care of a busted gasket on my rear jug and a dry rotted rubber boot around the drive shaft 6 weeks ago. The mechanics Mike, a buddy of mine, but may be a little over confident in his skills...  moreI dropped my Yamaha off at a reputable shop in town to take care of a busted gasket on my rear jug and a dry rotted rubber boot around the drive shaft 6 weeks ago. The mechanics Mike, a buddy of mine, but may be a little over confident in his skills assured me it would be ready in two weeks. This was March 16th. He called me and asked if I wanted to change out all of the seals and gaskets, piston rings and adjust my valves while he had it all apart. I said sure, why not. I practically stole the bike for 3 grand so I figured I'd have a brand new one when all was said and done. Well he had hell putting everything back together but a month later he was done. I was on the rig when I got this call, a lot of good it does me. Well he was going for a spin and the starter/clutch assembly crapped out. No problem, he gets a new one and somehow while using a bearing puller splits my crankshaft in two. I'm $2000 into this and 6 f**king weeks without a f**king bike. I'm at my wit's end. I sent...    less
• jamminfool replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  May 5, 2011

  NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!

  A Country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back...  more A Country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vise,  secured it tightly, and removed the handle. Next, she picked up an old carpenter's saw.     The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"     The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said......   "Nope....You are!  I'm gonna burn down the barn!"  less
• jamminfool replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  May 5, 2011

  Try this & get back to me

  Who knows, this might even be a true story ONLY  A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our...  moreWho knows, this might even be a true story ONLY  A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I  came across was a 100,000-volt,  pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat  to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button  and pressed it against a metal surface at the  same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain...    less