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  • JohnGzS replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    January 20, 2011
    Poems / Thoughts
    %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Busines$ Bogot$ ~ Blind'$  Bureaucrate$ Induced Policy Implied Here Feeds The Masses Or Influence Fear 20/20 Hindsight Evidently Prove, Public Is Puppet, Politician's Amuse Greedy Leaders Privy To Powers...  more%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Busines$ Bogot$ ~ Blind'$  Bureaucrate$ Induced Policy Implied Here Feeds The Masses Or Influence Fear 20/20 Hindsight Evidently Prove, Public Is Puppet, Politician's Amuse Greedy Leaders Privy To Powers W/Censored Insights Control What Is Ours   .Political Language Is Designed To Make Lies Sound Truthful And Murder Respectable,While Giving The Appearance Of Solidity To Pure Wind, Braying Promises Of Contemplative Commerce In Diamonds, And Lawyers Scrutinize Any Ramifications, Blanketing Municipalities And Greasy ...Vendors Peddling Their Ware/Houses, Jointly Fleecing Citizens Of Their AssEts.. ..eeAAH.. ..DonKey Sees Don Key $Due Doo.. ........%%%%%%%%%% Thank U.. Thank U Very Much.. John Gz S..o0O..UpInSmoke.. Re-Created.. Ash To Ashes.. Under Construction.. Always Evolving *********************************** ~ ~ ~  GateKeeper ~ ~ ~  999 ,,,  less
  • JohnGzS replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    January 15, 2011
    Infectious Laughter@Peek a Boo I C U.. Contagious Medicine Pas
    **************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck"...  more**************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck" Said The Officer.. Upon Receiving The Foul The Agent Quickly Inserts His Finger Into The Ducks Rectum.. Studying His Finger's Data, He States, "This Bird Is From Kentucky.. Do You Have A Kentucky Duck Hunter's Licence"??.. "Yes" Said The Hunter While Pulling A Licence From His Cap And Handing It To The Official.. Glanceing At The Document  The Cop Says "Ok" And Leaves.. Within Minutes The Hunter Nabs Another Duck And Again His Dog Fetches The Bird Bringing It Back To His Master.. Apearing Out Of No Where Comes The Warden.. "Hey Lets See That Duck".. Repeating The Same Performance As He Did Earleier He Slides His Index Finger Up The Ducks Bum.. Removeing It And Upon...    less
  • JohnGzS posted a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    January 14, 2011
    Poems / Thoughts
    %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Busines$ Bogot$ ~ Blind'$  Bureaucrate$ Induced Policy Implied Here Feeds The Masses Or Influence Fear 20/20 Hindsight Evidently Prove, Public Is Puppet, Politician's Amuse Greedy Leaders Privy To Powers...  more%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Busines$ Bogot$ ~ Blind'$  Bureaucrate$ Induced Policy Implied Here Feeds The Masses Or Influence Fear 20/20 Hindsight Evidently Prove, Public Is Puppet, Politician's Amuse Greedy Leaders Privy To Powers W/Censored Insights Control What Is Ours   .Political Language Is Designed To Make Lies Sound Truthful And Murder Respectable,While Giving The Appearance Of Solidity To Pure Wind, Braying Promises Of Contemplative Commerce In Diamonds, And Lawyers Scrutinize Any Ramifications, Blanketing Municipalities And Greasy ...Vendors Peddling Their Ware/Houses, Jointly Fleecing Citizens Of Their AssEts.. ..eeAAH.. ..DonKey Sees Don Key $Due Doo.. ........%%%%%%%%%% Thank U.. Thank U Very Much.. John Gz S..o0O..UpInSmoke.. Re-Created.. Ash To Ashes.. Under Construction.. Always Evolving *********************************** ~ ~ ~  GateKeeper ~ ~ ~  999 ,,,  less
  • JohnGzS replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    January 10, 2011
    Infectious Laughter@Peek a Boo I C U.. Contagious Medicine Pas
    **************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck"...  more**************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck" Said The Officer.. Upon Receiving The Foul The Agent Quickly Inserts His Finger Into The Ducks Rectum.. Studying His Finger's Data, He States, "This Bird Is From Kentucky.. Do You Have A Kentucky Duck Hunter's Licence"??.. "Yes" Said The Hunter While Pulling A Licence From His Cap And Handing It To The Official.. Glanceing At The Document  The Cop Says "Ok" And Leaves.. Within Minutes The Hunter Nabs Another Duck And Again His Dog Fetches The Bird Bringing It Back To His Master.. Apearing Out Of No Where Comes The Warden.. "Hey Lets See That Duck".. Repeating The Same Performance As He Did Earleier He Slides His Index Finger Up The Ducks Bum.. Removeing It And Upon...    less
  • JohnGzS replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    January 10, 2011
    Infectious Laughter@Peek a Boo I C U.. Contagious Medicine Pas
    **************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck"...  more**************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck" Said The Officer.. Upon Receiving The Foul The Agent Quickly Inserts His Finger Into The Ducks Rectum.. Studying His Finger's Data, He States, "This Bird Is From Kentucky.. Do You Have A Kentucky Duck Hunter's Licence"??.. "Yes" Said The Hunter While Pulling A Licence From His Cap And Handing It To The Official.. Glanceing At The Document  The Cop Says "Ok" And Leaves.. Within Minutes The Hunter Nabs Another Duck And Again His Dog Fetches The Bird Bringing It Back To His Master.. Apearing Out Of No Where Comes The Warden.. "Hey Lets See That Duck".. Repeating The Same Performance As He Did Earleier He Slides His Index Finger Up The Ducks Bum.. Removeing It And Upon...    less
  • JohnGzS replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    January 10, 2011
    Infectious Laughter@Peek a Boo I C U.. Contagious Medicine Pas
    **************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck"...  more**************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck" Said The Officer.. Upon Receiving The Foul The Agent Quickly Inserts His Finger Into The Ducks Rectum.. Studying His Finger's Data, He States, "This Bird Is From Kentucky.. Do You Have A Kentucky Duck Hunter's Licence"??.. "Yes" Said The Hunter While Pulling A Licence From His Cap And Handing It To The Official.. Glanceing At The Document  The Cop Says "Ok" And Leaves.. Within Minutes The Hunter Nabs Another Duck And Again His Dog Fetches The Bird Bringing It Back To His Master.. Apearing Out Of No Where Comes The Warden.. "Hey Lets See That Duck".. Repeating The Same Performance As He Did Earleier He Slides His Index Finger Up The Ducks Bum.. Removeing It And Upon...    less
  • JohnGzS replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    January 10, 2011
    Infectious Laughter@Peek a Boo I C U.. Contagious Medicine Pas
    **************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck"...  more**************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck" Said The Officer.. Upon Receiving The Foul The Agent Quickly Inserts His Finger Into The Ducks Rectum.. Studying His Finger's Data, He States, "This Bird Is From Kentucky.. Do You Have A Kentucky Duck Hunter's Licence"??.. "Yes" Said The Hunter While Pulling A Licence From His Cap And Handing It To The Official.. Glanceing At The Document  The Cop Says "Ok" And Leaves.. Within Minutes The Hunter Nabs Another Duck And Again His Dog Fetches The Bird Bringing It Back To His Master.. Apearing Out Of No Where Comes The Warden.. "Hey Lets See That Duck".. Repeating The Same Performance As He Did Earleier He Slides His Index Finger Up The Ducks Bum.. Removeing It And Upon...    less
  • JohnGzS replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    January 10, 2011
    Infectious Laughter@Peek a Boo I C U.. Contagious Medicine Pas
    **************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck"...  more**************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck" Said The Officer.. Upon Receiving The Foul The Agent Quickly Inserts His Finger Into The Ducks Rectum.. Studying His Finger's Data, He States, "This Bird Is From Kentucky.. Do You Have A Kentucky Duck Hunter's Licence"??.. "Yes" Said The Hunter While Pulling A Licence From His Cap And Handing It To The Official.. Glanceing At The Document  The Cop Says "Ok" And Leaves.. Within Minutes The Hunter Nabs Another Duck And Again His Dog Fetches The Bird Bringing It Back To His Master.. Apearing Out Of No Where Comes The Warden.. "Hey Lets See That Duck".. Repeating The Same Performance As He Did Earleier He Slides His Index Finger Up The Ducks Bum.. Removeing It And Upon...    less
  • JohnGzS replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    January 10, 2011
    Infectious Laughter@Peek a Boo I C U.. Contagious Medicine Pas
    **************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck"...  more**************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck" Said The Officer.. Upon Receiving The Foul The Agent Quickly Inserts His Finger Into The Ducks Rectum.. Studying His Finger's Data, He States, "This Bird Is From Kentucky.. Do You Have A Kentucky Duck Hunter's Licence"??.. "Yes" Said The Hunter While Pulling A Licence From His Cap And Handing It To The Official.. Glanceing At The Document  The Cop Says "Ok" And Leaves.. Within Minutes The Hunter Nabs Another Duck And Again His Dog Fetches The Bird Bringing It Back To His Master.. Apearing Out Of No Where Comes The Warden.. "Hey Lets See That Duck".. Repeating The Same Performance As He Did Earleier He Slides His Index Finger Up The Ducks Bum.. Removeing It And Upon...    less
  • JohnGzS replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    January 10, 2011
    Infectious Laughter@Peek a Boo I C U.. Contagious Medicine Pas
    **************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck"...  more**************** GateKeeper ;;;;;;;;; 999 ............. "..SmartAss.." The Hunter In P Town Cape Cod Shot A Duck And  His Labrado Dillegently Retrived It.. From The Brush Out Comes The Game Warden.. Hey Lets See That Duck" Said The Officer.. Upon Receiving The Foul The Agent Quickly Inserts His Finger Into The Ducks Rectum.. Studying His Finger's Data, He States, "This Bird Is From Kentucky.. Do You Have A Kentucky Duck Hunter's Licence"??.. "Yes" Said The Hunter While Pulling A Licence From His Cap And Handing It To The Official.. Glanceing At The Document  The Cop Says "Ok" And Leaves.. Within Minutes The Hunter Nabs Another Duck And Again His Dog Fetches The Bird Bringing It Back To His Master.. Apearing Out Of No Where Comes The Warden.. "Hey Lets See That Duck".. Repeating The Same Performance As He Did Earleier He Slides His Index Finger Up The Ducks Bum.. Removeing It And Upon...    less
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  • First Name John Gz S
  • Birthday September 17, 1948
  • Gender Male
  • Relationship Status Single
  • City Fall River
  • State MASSACHUSETTS
  • Zip 02720

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  • JohnGzS
    Posted in the topic Poems / Thoughts in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes
    January 20, 2011 1:44 AM PST
                                                                                                      ****** GateKeeper 999 , , , , ,
    "..Thoughts Harvested.."

    Repetitive Rewinds.. Stagnate Memories Dwelling..
    Fermenting And Fostering Redundantly Echoed Tangents..

    Waa Waa.. Wa Wa Wa..

    All Perceived As Nec-tared Perceptions
    Shall Dictate External Expressions..
    Some Netlesome Some Not
    Thru Nero Neting's Where To Start..
        * * * *  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *


       Johnnny Generator.. BuzDriven..
             Gz S..o0O.. UpInSmoke..
            Recreated.. Ash To Ashes..                                                                                             ~ HomeGrown ~
    Under Construction..Always Evolving..
                 * * * ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ * * *

  • JohnGzS
    Posted in the topic Infectious Laughter@Peek a Boo I C U.. Contagious Medicine Pas in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes
    January 15, 2011 11:02 AM PST
    * * * GateKeeper ~ ~ ~ ( ( 999 ) ) ~ ~ ~

    One Biker Talking To Another Ederly Biker In A Biker Bar Says.. Tell Me Again Pops How You Broke Your Leg.. The Retired Gent

    Chimes Off.. Well 2yrs Ago  I Needed To Rent A Room.. I Knocked On This Farmers Door.. He Told Me I Had To Share His

    Daughter's Room.. I Said No Problem And Headed Up Stairs.. I Went To Bed And Quickly Fell asleep.. While Deeply Sleeping

    I Was Suddenly Startled Awake By Her Voice Asking Me, If I'd Like To Do Anything To Her..Drowsy I Said No..  Is There Anything

    That You Would Like Of Me To Do For  You ?? She Asked Again.. I Hazily Responded, Nope.. Once Again She Asked If I Was

    Sure.. I Whispered Drogyly Yes, I'm Sure.. The Junior  Biker Getting Irritated Interrupts In A Strained Voice .. Whats  That got To

    Do With Breaking Your Leg ??.. The old Timer  Recanted Well Last Week  I Was Traveling Along 12 Mile Drive  In Newport,

    Rode Island Riding Along The Castle Coast Ledge Road.. I Was Well Into A Sharp Curve When  Suddenly  I Lost Control..

    The Young Biker Now Confused With New Unrelated Info Barks.. So, Whats 2yrs Ago Have To Do With Last Week's Accident ??..

    The Old Biker Reflects For A Minute And Recalls.. Well it Was Right Then And There At That Sharp Twisting Turn It Dawned On

    Me What She Meant When She Said..    "..U Should Think About It Hard.." 

      . . . . . .%%%%%%%%%% . . . . .
         Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
           John Gz S..o0O..UpInSmoke..
      * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
          ..Re-Created.. Ash To Ashes..
    Under Construction.. Always Evolving
                       ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
  • JohnGzS
    Posted in the topic Poems / Thoughts in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes
    January 14, 2011 4:16 AM PST

    %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

    Busines$ Bogot$ ~ Blind'$  Bureaucrate$

    Induced Policy Implied Here Feeds The Masses Or Influence Fear
    20/20 Hindsight Evidently Prove, Public Is Puppet, Politician's Amuse
    Greedy Leaders Privy To Powers W/Censored Insights Control What Is Ours

     
    .Political Language Is Designed To Make Lies Sound Truthful And Murder Respectable,While Giving The Appearance Of Solidity To Pure Wind, Braying Promises Of Contemplative Commerce In Diamonds, And Lawyers Scrutinize Any Ramifications, Blanketing Municipalities And Greasy ...Vendors Peddling Their Ware/Houses, Jointly Fleecing Citizens Of Their AssEts.. ..eeAAH.. ..DonKey Sees Don Key $Due Doo..


    ........%%%%%%%%%%
    Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
    John Gz S..o0O..UpInSmoke..

    Re-Created.. Ash To Ashes..

    Under Construction.. Always Evolving

    ***********************************
    ~ ~ ~  GateKeeper ~ ~ ~  999 ,,,

  • JohnGzS
    Posted in the topic Infectious Laughter@Peek a Boo I C U.. Contagious Medicine Pas in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes
    January 10, 2011 5:12 AM PST
    ***** 999 ;;;; Gatekeeper ,,,

    "..Facial Attraction.."

                     ~   ~   ~
              Tit For Tat

    In An Elderly Biker Retirement Community Nestle In Wareham, Mass An 80yr Old Dominate Woman Waited Patiently For

    Her Husband To Arrive At The Activity Center.. An Hr Had Passed And Still No Sign Of Him..  Frustrated Spaning The

    Day Room Suspiciously, Noticing That  No Other Males Where There.. When At Last He  

    Arrived She Yelled.. "Where The Hell Have You Been".. He Responds, "
     
    I Went To  The Electric  Shop To De-Magnetize My Dentures As The Staff Hinted..

    Why The Heck Would They Have You Do That ??.. She Asked.. "Well,  Dolly, Our Physical Therapist,

    Had Her Nipples Pierced, And As A Precaution All Metal Dentures Are To Be Demagnetized.. His Wife

    Replied, "Ok, I Understand..  So Where's The Rest Of The Boys" ??.. He Responds,  "They Went To The Dentist,

    Replacing Thier Plastic Dentures  For Metal "..

            Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
            John Gz S..o0O.. UpInSmoke..                                                                               
                          ~   ~   ~   ~   ~                                                                                
            ..Re-Created.. Ash To Ashes ..
                         % % % % %                                                                                                    
    Under Construction.. Always Evolving                                   ~ ~ ~ HomeGrown ~ ~ ~

  • JohnGzS
    Posted in the topic Infectious Laughter@Peek a Boo I C U.. Contagious Medicine Pas in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes
    December 31, 2010 3:11 AM PST



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