runways are alot better than tree lines

Lines at events can be boring and uncomfortable or provide unusual entertainment.

entertainment is watchin drunks at a biker event, entering a stinky porta-potty

Porta-potty watching is not as much fun as being at the party and sharing the fun with friends.

friends are priceless!!

priceless are the memories you have of your children

children make good beer fetchers

Fetchers and Fighters collection is sold at Posh Puppy Botique...for the distinguished doggy.

doggy that is scootin his hind end on the carpet....means that he's learning how to moon walk?

Walk down to the local pub, for a cold one.

One is the maximum number of people on a unicycle.

Unicycle races don;t feature wheelies.

Wheelies by law are out of control.

control of a motorcycle is mandatory if ya don't want road rash !!!

Rash is usually a type of abrupt verbage

Verbage rhymes with herbage.

herbage-1. Herbaceous plant growth, especially grass or similar vegetation used for pasturage.
2. The fleshy, often edible parts of plants.

Eaten late at night certain foods can cause discomfort though the night and make sleeping difficult.

eaten to many donuts

Donuts from the grocery store in South Dayton, NY are the best in this area.

Area defines a geological parameter?

parameter around my house is highly gaurded

Guarded is how my daughter felt at 13 years old, as a new teenager..

teenager's thinks they know everything