Through rain snow wind and desert heat, ridding is still better than sitting in the house.

Drag is used to refer to lone rider or ball-n-chain

Ball-n-chain are how some unhappily married men may refer to their wives.

Many times I have often wondered "WHAT WAS I THINKING".

Thinking before doing would have alleviated many problems in my existence.

Existence is not enough, it has to be interesting.

Interesting has caused many bruised ribs..

Ribs are excellent on the BBQ with the right sauce.

Sauce used correctly can make the dullest foods taste great!

Great amounts of water is falling from the sky as I speak.

Speak of only of sunny days and bright skies for future fun tours.

Tours of the back roads out in the country can be quite scenic.

Scenic rides are always best.

Best Man is a title for the groom's best friend and helper.

Side of beef in the freezer helps to save money on grocery shopping.

Shopping at the mall should be avoided at all cost.
Never pay retail......

 Retail was required for the resident at the old patient home after he was caught on the rocker room floor......
.(poor Cat)

Floors were made so you'll have a place to land when you fall off your bar stool !!!

Good Job blvdcruiser and I will use it

Stool on the floor woul possably indicate a very hard landing or complete loss of control of all body functions.
 Bar Stool ?? 

Functions were a part of college math I couldn't figure.

figure is something that I enjoyed working with in college activities.

Activities are there to keep you from getting bored at social gatherings.