Yank somebody's chain and you might get your clock cleaned.

Cleaned and polished is a part of good maintenance.

maintenance crews have their hands full during the Victorian floods

Floods here are caused by heavy rains during a short period of time with little control of drainage.

Drainage problems can sometimes be corrected with a tissue.

Tissue paper will not dam a sinus drip.

Drip is a term often used by Aussies to describe someone who isnt to bright

Bright and shining stars seem to appear in the sky at night.

night rod special will be the next harley i add to my collection

Collection makes me uncomfortable when it is tied to my finances.

Finances are the only limitation to having a larger collection of motorcycles

Motorcycles are fun to ride.

ride it like you stole it

It is all fun and games until somebody gets hurt.

hurt can be physical as well as emotional

emotional people can be a pain in the balls

Balls usually involve people in fancy dress, walking around a big room to music.

Beast of burden was a hit song

Song sung blue, everybody knows one.

one day i'll be back in America, consider yourself warned my American freinds

Friends are one for all and all for one heck of a M & G party.

Party time is any time, on CycleFish.

Cyclefish members are the cool kids of social networking on the internet

Internet service in this area is very limited.