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  • Motomalissa
    March 3, 2011 5:36 AM PST
    Just doing what we can for mens health!
    Ladies, Do you think the opposite holds true for us? lol

    Stare at boobs for longer life: Study | TheMedGuru
    A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

    According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female

    Read the rest of the story here...
  • HDBeech
    • Moderator
    • 277 posts
    March 3, 2011 5:42 AM PST
    Well, since mine are not even CLOSE to well-endowed, I guess I better let Lucky stare at all the bigger ones if I want him to live longer....but if he does stare TOO long at the bigger ones, I may just kill him.
  • Motomalissa
    March 3, 2011 5:44 AM PST
    LOL! Maybe pictures will work too???
    You know, I don't think size was relevent.   I think a boob, is a boob, is a boob! lol
  • wolfhound
    March 3, 2011 6:24 AM PST
    Based on that study I will live forever lol!
  • Lucky
    • 5420 posts
    March 3, 2011 7:13 AM PST
    So can I write the Redwood Run off as a Medical Expense?
  • DebraJo
    • Moderator
    • 1516 posts
    March 3, 2011 7:14 AM PST
    Well HD, I am thinking Lucky made those CF tattoos for a reason!
  • GoFur
    • 844 posts
    March 3, 2011 9:53 AM PST

    Because I Love You Guys!!!

  • Lucky
    • 5420 posts
    March 3, 2011 10:11 AM PST
    So does this mean that all the males born in the internet age will live forever?
  • Motomalissa
    March 3, 2011 10:16 AM PST
    You guys are such givers! lol
  • BlvdCruiser
    • 2072 posts
    March 3, 2011 10:24 AM PST
    WooHoo...... I'm gonna be one healthy dude !!!!!
  • JDub54
    March 3, 2011 10:26 AM PST
    I will never stop staring at boobies, and will be immortal until the day I die.
  • SweetSoftTail
    March 3, 2011 11:03 AM PST
    Just what they needed, a REASON to stare!!!!
  • Deleted Member
    March 3, 2011 12:30 PM PST
    I'll vote for that....them....er, yeah! I'm getting younger by the look....er, stare....ahhhh, what was I talking about???
  • Deleted Member
    March 3, 2011 12:30 PM PST
    I'll vote for that....them....er, yeah! I'm getting younger by the look....er, stare....ahhhh, what was I talking about???
  • Carrie1957
    • 114 posts
    March 3, 2011 12:34 PM PST
    Okay guys.... ever hear about having too much of a good thing???     
  • wheels
    March 3, 2011 12:35 PM PST
    Brilliant study!! We need some more of these being done and maybe get one started on the benefits of staring at a womans backside to boot!!  I love science.     
  • SolarBill
    • 566 posts
    March 3, 2011 12:58 PM PST
    Well then .. my girlfriend is gonna help me live a lot longer.
    Does being snuggled up to em at night also improve my longevity ?
  • 99Savage
    • 1 posts
    March 4, 2011 12:48 AM PST
    Previous to learning this when wife said "You are making me uncomfortable, go die", never thought she meant it literally
  • RexTheRoadDog
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    • 19067 posts
    March 4, 2011 12:50 AM PST
    Well I guess I will die young then...

  • blurplebuzz
    • 3006 posts
    March 4, 2011 3:24 AM PST
    Finally validation thanks for the link !!! my better half is gonna gita kick outta this !!!
  • Motomalissa
    March 4, 2011 3:26 AM PST
    Again, I don't this size is relevant. Rex, your'e safe as long as they are bigger than yours? lol
  • SweetSoftTail
    March 4, 2011 3:49 AM PST

  • wayneh901
    March 4, 2011 4:30 AM PST
    I'm not sure that living longer is worth getting slapped att the time!?! But my wife is going to get this message daily
  • GoFur
    • 844 posts
    March 4, 2011 5:22 AM PST
    Just tell her you are starting because you love her so much and want to spend as much time with her as possible.

    Let me know how that works out before I try it on my ol' lady!
  • RufCut
    • 58 posts
    March 4, 2011 5:30 AM PST
    GoFur wrote...
    Just tell her you are starting because you love her so much and want to spend as much time with her as possible.

    Let me know how that works out before I try it on my ol' lady!



    Works with mine!