January 6, 2011 1:17 PM PST
my tree house doubles as a house boat
January 6, 2011 6:27 PM PST
For Sale! House with a view!
January 6, 2011 11:46 PM PST
Cletus, I know you want to get out of the trailer park but this is ridiculous!
January 7, 2011 12:14 PM PST
i can see ur house from up here
January 8, 2011 5:40 AM PST
Best damn deer blind I ever seen
January 8, 2011 6:55 AM PST
I don't know what to say - you try
January 8, 2011 7:07 AM PST
MORE GRUNT THAN A TRUCKLOAD OF HOGZZZZZZ
January 8, 2011 7:08 AM PST
Yeah and my lil sisters boss hoss gets good mileage,coz she carries the bloody thing
January 8, 2011 9:34 AM PST
does this bike make me look small
January 8, 2011 11:56 AM PST
Hay Baby, Wanna ride? wadda ya mean? I said... Get on the bike boy!
January 8, 2011 1:56 PM PST
yes ma'am, uh sir, uh whatever
January 9, 2011 2:07 AM PST
Jeez if that is real it is just WRONG!!!!!
January 9, 2011 2:58 AM PST
I said i like my women thick but damn it thats not what i meant!!!!
January 9, 2011 9:25 AM PST
Sales Brochure quote.." The Boss Hoss can be accessorized for a man, a woman, or um, both"
January 9, 2011 9:27 AM PST
Everyone thought Ralph and the technology of his new Boss Hoss were really kewl. Until he hit a pothole in the parking lot and his AirBag Vest deployed.
January 9, 2011 9:29 AM PST
The Boss Hoss vibrates like Hell on the freeway. In just 20 miles, Bob lost 2 nuts.
January 9, 2011 9:33 AM PST
Relax, it's another one of those Betty White/Snickers commercials..."Jeez, Hank, you sure get bitchy on long road trips. Have a Snickers"
January 11, 2011 7:36 PM PST
Kid: "Dad, does it have a kick starter?"
Dad: "No, I don't believe that bike does, son."
Kid: "No, Dad, I was talking about the lady."
January 11, 2011 8:30 PM PST
here ya go one we all can appreciate
January 12, 2011 12:01 AM PST
My new Suzuki has the best warrenty, and it has a backup power train.
January 12, 2011 12:03 AM PST
The trailer was broke and I need to get to the rally. Beside the gas milage is great this way.
January 12, 2011 5:47 PM PST
OK, last one on the Muscle Chick:
In this portion of the game show, Contestant #1 wisely chose the Brahma Bull. With that choice eliminated, Contestant #2 knew he was facing a lose-lose situation in picking either of the remaining choices in the “Things That You Can’t Ride for More Than 8 Seconds Without Severe Injury” category for the “Physical Challenge”
January 12, 2011 5:49 PM PST
OK, back to the Junk in da Trunk:
The trip to the Rally went without a hitch....