February 22, 2013 3:44 AM PST
Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? - Dr Evil
February 22, 2013 5:39 AM PST
Boy, he is great! Jeez, that old fat man. Look at the way he moves: like a dancer... And those fingers, them chubby fingers. That stroke... it's like he's, uh, like he's playin' the violin or somethin'.
February 22, 2013 4:49 PM PST
Annie Hall (1977)
Alvy Singer: It's mental masturbation!
Annie Hall: And you would know all about that, wouldn't you?
Alvy Singer: Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.
February 23, 2013 6:30 AM PST
Who's driving this car?...Stevie Wonder?
March 6, 2013 3:18 AM PST
"Commercial,Commercial!" The Fifth Element spoken by Chris Tucker.
March 6, 2013 6:21 PM PST
"If i'm walking into a shit storm, I'll need to know which way the wind is blowing" 3 Days of the Condor
March 7, 2013 12:01 AM PST
If You Could See What I Hear (1982)
Cop pulls over the car for swerving all over the road.
Policeman: Your friend is blind? Then why the hell is he driving?
Passenger: 'Cause he's the only one who's sober!