September 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT
OK all of you GI's know this one...
Why is it called Military Intelligence???
September 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT
Oh and why do they paint on the road 'Slow School Zone'?
I have never seen one of those schools move...
Oh wait, maybe they mean the students are 'Slow'. So why would they advertise that???
And while I am on signs, I have NEVER seen a bride at a "Bridal Crossing!"
September 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT
Now why do they call them 24-hour contacts if you only use them for 18-19 hours?
Why do they put up Deer Crossing signs if the deer cant read them and know they need to cross near it?
Who would have guessed a sign was needed to tell you if it is raining the road might be wet....
September 8, 2010 3:08 PM PDT
Can fat people go "skinny dipping"?
No........ They go "Chunky Dunkin'" !!!!!!!!!!!
September 8, 2010 3:09 PM PDT
If olive oil comes from olives
Peanut oil comes from peanuts,
palm oil comes from palms,
Where does baby oil come from ?
September 8, 2010 3:15 PM PDT
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
September 8, 2010 3:18 PM PDT
They put up a "No Smoking" sign at the front door to our business. And on it was the "no smoking" supposedly done in Braille. How would a blind person know that the sign is there in order to read it?
September 8, 2010 3:30 PM PDT
no cell phone use in school zone signs are all over, 200 dollar fine they say, does that count for the students and teachers on campus in the school zone too?
September 8, 2010 3:32 PM PDT
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say"I'm gonna squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
September 8, 2010 4:00 PM PDT
Why do blonds have more fun?
September 8, 2010 4:05 PM PDT
Shouldnt Ronald mcDonald be like...Heavier?
September 9, 2010 2:24 AM PDT
Can a person be a closet claustrophobic?
September 9, 2010 3:38 AM PDT
Are Blue Berries Blue ??? Or are they really Purple
September 9, 2010 7:24 AM PDT
Why is the word for fear of long words so long"hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"?
September 9, 2010 7:27 AM PDT
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?