March 18, 2013 7:13 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                Having A Bad Day!
There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a really big, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig.
“Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” I said. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me, so I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it, and was sitting here watching the poison dissolve when you show up and drink the whole thing!! But enough about me, how’s your day going?”                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  March 18, 2013 10:02 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                Damn, there's the problem I was looking for the roof access  in the basement!!!
                              
                            
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  March 18, 2013 11:44 AM PDT                
                
                                                                                                                                
               
              
                the boys knows
 
                              
              
                
                  March 21, 2013 11:58 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
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                  March 21, 2013 6:57 PM PDT                
                
                                                                                                                                
               
              
                            
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  March 27, 2013 5:37 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                                               
                            
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  March 27, 2013 5:49 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                From my FB page                              
                            
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  March 27, 2013 8:23 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                                               
                            
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  March 27, 2013 8:56 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                 Sunday mornings in Kansas . Hmmmm                               
                            
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  March 27, 2013 9:01 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                 . Now you know where to the next time .    Missouri