Rules for getting you ASS KICKED

    • 1780 posts
    April 7, 2010 5:02 AM PDT
    Everyone should live by these rules

    Night Dragon

    Rules for Kickin' Ass
     
    Rules for the Non-Military
    Make sure you read #13
    Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.
    For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:
    1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.
    2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass. 
     
    3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.  Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
    4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.  Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces'.  
    Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
    5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot.  Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
    6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.
    7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

    9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it!  If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!
    10. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other.  Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked..
    11. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked.

    12. 'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.'
    'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.'
    'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.'
    'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.'
    AND ONE MORE:
    13. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.
    ONE LAST THING:
    If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get your ass kicked!
    I sent this to you, because I didn't want to get my ass kicked.
    WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

    IN GOD WE TRUST
     
     
     








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  • April 7, 2010 5:12 AM PDT
    good find.
    • 1066 posts
    April 7, 2010 5:14 AM PDT
    Right on Dragon, Right on.
    • 2072 posts
    April 7, 2010 5:57 AM PDT
             
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    April 7, 2010 6:19 AM PDT
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    April 7, 2010 6:26 AM PDT
    .....
  • April 7, 2010 6:29 AM PDT
    Yuuuup....now who do we solicit to get immunity status when enforcing these...LOL...the ass kicking would be simple assault. I can do a night in jail for that, but holding them down so a disabled vet can kick their ass. That's unlawful restraint and kidnapping in some states.......HEY, I still know some good bondsmen........I was charged with Felonious mopery once.
  • April 7, 2010 12:54 PM PDT
    My father was a Marine and a viet nam Vet, I served in the Air Force for 9 years loading bombs on F-16s during desert storm/iraqi freedom ... posts like this are another reason why I love this site! Thank you!

    if you are reading this, thank a teacher.... if you are reading this in english, thank a veteran
    • 1161 posts
    April 7, 2010 2:26 PM PDT
    AMEN NightDragon!

    My GrandFather was Retired Army (Nam Vet),  My Father is Retired Army and I am a Disabled Vet.
    • 352 posts
    April 7, 2010 2:36 PM PDT
    Ohh yea, I love it!

    And Def - if you hit them real hard the first shot, there is no issue of restraint or kidnapping...they will just lie still while the "kicker challeged" vet does what they will with them - then it just falls back to simple assault. (unless of course they fell into yer fist and steel toed boot a few times (then it was just an accident)
  • April 7, 2010 4:42 PM PDT
    GREAT POST!!! Passed this on this am to friends and family...and so on and so on. The response has been great. Well, that is what I do expect from those I send it to. Thanks.
  • April 8, 2010 12:01 AM PDT
    God and the Soldier, all adore
    In times of crisis and in war.

    But when war is gone, and the wrongs have been righted
    God is forgotten and the Soldier is slighted...

    -Unknown origin
    • 21 posts
    April 8, 2010 12:38 AM PDT
    eglide01 wrote...
    My father was a Marine and a viet nam Vet, I served in the Air Force for 9 years loading bombs on F-16s during desert storm/iraqi freedom ... posts like this are another reason why I love this site! Thank you!

    if you are reading this, thank a teacher.... if you are reading this in english, thank a veteran\\

    Thank-you to you and your father (and all Vets) for your service! without you guys doing what you do, we would not have our freedom!  

  • April 9, 2010 6:43 AM PDT
    I still get a lump in my throat when they pass by in a parade or play the National Anthem.
    And I defintly get a case of the ass when I see somebody mistreat a flag that I served under for 29 years.
  • April 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT
    I'd also like to include the Merchant Marines in your post Night Dragon. My father served with the Merchant Marines during WWII and was in every theater there was during that war bringing supplies to all the troops. He was under attack many times. Those men and women also put their lives on the line every day and many of them did not come home.
    • 190 posts
    April 10, 2010 1:32 PM PDT
    WTF has happened to the once great american red blooded male species. We all used to fight and scrap bare knuckled in the schoolyard and y'know what? It fostered a mutial respect for the other person.
    These days the American male has been PU**YFIED with a steady stream of Cafe Latte and croissants, Diet Coke and 'Metro-Sexual (Male manicures and pedicures) maintenance. Its a damn shame.
    I happen to think a good ol fashioned ass whuppin can do alot to improve one's personality and broaden one's perspective. I got my ass handed to mo more times than i can count and i also won a few but the end is always the same. There aint no real 'losers' in an ass whuppin cuz if you're able to 'throw em up' then you're able to walk away with your head held high cuz you managed to hold your mud...
    I agree 1000% with the dragon.
  • April 10, 2010 5:15 PM PDT
    Don't know if it's 'cause I'm getting old or what...? But, my eyes are all watery and shit... Thanks Night Dragon... Sing Sing, I'm with you on that... Spent 23 years in the Corps was a DI twice, Viet Nam and a few other scrapes.... Raised my three sons to be tough, America Loving Men... Peer pressure has won out in the end... They love to go out with their friends and get the manicures, and their Cafe Lattes.... Crying shame it is... I want to vomit....
    • 1780 posts
    April 11, 2010 12:18 AM PDT

    People let's start getting Proud to be an American again, it seems like we have forgoten how we became to be the Great Country that we now are............Enjoy
    Dragon

    • 1780 posts
    April 11, 2010 12:34 AM PDT
    No one can say it better than General George Patton............
    Dragon


    • 352 posts
    April 11, 2010 12:58 AM PDT
    nice!

    I say we just create a new place to dump all the toxic & nuke waste of the world....we can call it Iran
    • 75 posts
    April 11, 2010 1:05 AM PDT
    Powerful thoughts and emotions!
    1. Awesome, Dragon... great post!
    2. THANK YOU to ALL our current and former military brothers and sisters for your service to our once great nation.
    3. SingSing - You hit the nail on the head.
    • 190 posts
    April 11, 2010 1:35 AM PDT
    yes...we can open a new Costco or Home Depot smack dab right in the middle of that sand pit..
    • 1780 posts
    April 11, 2010 1:58 AM PDT
    DEFCON wrote...
    God and the Soldier, all adore
    In times of crisis and in war.

    But when war is gone, and the wrongs have been righted
    God is forgotten and the Soldier is slighted...

    -Unknown origin



    Oh how True, how True!!
    Dragon
    • 1780 posts
    April 11, 2010 2:24 AM PDT
    I'm of an opinion that part of the problems with this country is that our youth's are a bit on the solf side. I believe each and every youth in this country should spend at least 2 years in this country's Military. Maybe a little of the attached video would bring this country back to Life.......
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFNeBRc7W7s&feature=related /> Dragon
  • April 11, 2010 11:04 PM PDT
    There is a loss of priority. People who have never had to sacrifice have lived too long on the fruits of others patriotic toils and been able to manifest as a cancerous lesion on the fabric of our great Nation. When you have generations unwilling to sacrifice their comfort, let alone their life, to help another or stand for a just cause, you get masses who will never know the price of our freedom and quality of life. Then when it all starts getting too "hard", they start looking for coffers to take it from instead of earning it for themselves. They think helping your neighbor is taking from someone else through legislation or community action or earmarks instead of rolling up your sleeves and getting dirty with your neighbor to help them out. Or what about teaching your neighbor to do it for themselves and then letting them experience the satisfaction and success of self reliance. When you continue to help people who are perfectly able to help themselves, they start thinking it is their right to receive that help.

    Whether it's my clueless 17 yr old who thinks she has a right to have 12 different purses because she's a girl and that's just a girl thing or looks at me like I have a rat in my nose when I suggest riding her bicycle to work instead of mooching rides off of friends because she chose to spend her Driver's Ed. money on clothing. My grandmother was a girl. I don't remember piles of clothing or purses in her closet. I know she quit school at 13 to go to work to give her money to the family for food and anything else the family needed.

    I think most of these whiney assed, part of your dollar is rightfully mine, what's in it for me, that's not my job, sniveling pukes that call themselves Americans eventually realize the truth about how they have lived. But it is much too late to be relevant after they have influenced so many with their putrid beliefs.

    Just like when we served. If one trips over his dick, we all payed up with a pain penalty. Same thing in society. We all pay for the idiots ideology. Problem is that we can't take the idioits to the proverbial "gear locker" for an adjustment with the "ass wrench" without being labeled intolerant, insensitive, or haters.....How dare we expect someone to earn their financial security.....It ultimately is natural selection for the inept to fail and be removed from the pool. But we have let the scum survive to dilute our financial and social gene pool to the point of our checks and balances, our National immune system if you will, being immuno deficient to the point of system failure.........Holy Sh*t.....Good morning from my monday morning soapbox.....LOL