June 20, 2013 2:05 AM PDT
If you can't think of anything to say.. should you just remain quiet??
June 20, 2013 2:26 AM PDT
Why is Duct Tape good for almost everything - except Taping Ducts?
Why do people with the least to say talk the most?
Why do you call it a "Cat Nap" when it is a short nap, but Cats Nap all day long?
June 20, 2013 7:05 AM PDT
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
June 20, 2013 7:06 AM PDT
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
June 20, 2013 8:15 AM PDT
Where do you Take a Pee??
June 20, 2013 9:31 AM PDT
Where ever you go-There you are!
June 20, 2013 11:11 PM PDT
If "Q" were castrated, would he become "O"?
June 21, 2013 12:23 AM PDT
If X had a leg amputated would that answer the question Y
June 21, 2013 1:43 AM PDT
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
June 21, 2013 3:08 AM PDT
June 21, 2013 5:29 AM PDT
Why is there braille instructions at drive up ATM's?
I take it back...for the first time in my life...a saw a blind woman that had walked up to a drive up ATM today...white cane an all.... Now I know why...
July 1, 2013 10:43 AM PDT
why dose that idiot that your stuck behind for 10 miles who is only doing 50mph always speed up to 70mph when you come to a passing lane?
July 1, 2013 12:21 PM PDT
Why is a dry wine wet?
DAMNED IF YOU AIN'T ON A ROLL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
