Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A: Puddle.
Q: How do snowmen get around? A: They ride an icicle.
Q: What do you call a snowman in the tropics? A: Lost.
Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? A: He heard the snow-blower coming.
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads? A: Ice caps.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes.
Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snow-ladies? A: Snowballs.
