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Luke, I am your...........

  • Jimmyacorn
    • 1855 posts
    February 24, 2012 2:11 AM PST
    Luke I am your worst nightmare...............
  • Deleted Member
    February 24, 2012 2:16 AM PST
    Luke, I am your waiter! Would you like a sammich?
  • Daemonized
    February 24, 2012 2:25 AM PST
    Luke, I am your doctor....You've got a raging case of VD from banging all those Ewoks at the after party orgy from the last movie. Use a condom next time, the force energy field doesn't protect you from that stuff.
  • Daemonized
    February 24, 2012 2:28 AM PST
    Luke, I am your child services judge...you owe back child support on fifteen baby teddy bears.
  • DebraJo
    • Moderator
    • 1516 posts
    February 24, 2012 3:40 AM PST
    Luke I am your friend, now lets find Boof before he finishes that bottle
  • BOOF
    • 0 posts
    February 24, 2012 7:12 AM PST
    DebraJo wrote...
    Luke I am your friend, now lets find Boof before he finishes that bottle
    Y'all know ya gotta be quicker than that DJ my darlin..
  • Jetman
    February 24, 2012 11:53 AM PST
    Lucky wrote...
    Luke I am your Mother... used to be your father, but you'd be amazed at what you can do with a light sabre and a steady hand.

    Oh Yeah...This One Above...There It Is!!!...Thats The One!!!




    Luke, I am your first love and your last love.....but incest is ok as we live so far up these here mountains and all...hur hur hurdy hur hur!!!!!
  • Guero
    • 823 posts
    February 24, 2012 12:43 PM PST
    Luke, I am here to take you to the dark side and once you go dark you know what they say..................
  • BOOF
    • 0 posts
    February 25, 2012 9:21 AM PST
    Luke i am your local political candidate and a vote for me is a vote for corruption and vice
  • BlvdCruiser
    • 2072 posts
    February 25, 2012 9:24 AM PST
    Luke, I am your Parole Officer .......... Your light saber is putting you back in the joint !!!!!!
  • newgafatboy
    February 28, 2012 5:24 AM PST
    luke, i am your sons principle, he was caught with an ounce of ewok weed.where can i get some more of this chit

  • Jetman
    February 28, 2012 7:36 AM PST
    Luke, I am your...........future self - come back to now to warn you not to post about yourself in a message thread called Luke I am your.....oh cr*p!!!
  • Deleted Member
    February 28, 2012 10:01 AM PST
    Jetman wrote...
    Luke, I am your...........future self - come back to now to warn you not to post about yourself in a message thread called Luke I am your.....oh cr*p!!!

    D'OH!
  • psychedelic
    February 28, 2012 10:42 AM PST
    LUKE I am your...... State Repsentive. I was wondering if you could spare a few bucks????
  • psychedelic
    February 28, 2012 10:44 AM PST
    LUKE I am your ..... B.P. guy I cant get in to your other pocket. Please turn to the left!
  • psychedelic
    February 28, 2012 10:45 AM PST
    Luke, I am your...... Insurance compony! The last wreck you had was not cover under the Death Star Coverage!!!
  • Jetman
    February 29, 2012 1:58 AM PST
    Black9 wrote...
    Jetman wrote...
    Luke, I am your...........future self - come back to now to warn you not to post about yourself in a message thread called Luke I am your.....oh cr*p!!!

    D'OH!

    Hehehehehehehe, good one huh? 
  • Ry
    February 29, 2012 6:22 AM PST
    Luke, I am your ....... Boss.  And it looks like I'm going to need you to come in Saturday....


  • BOOF
    • 0 posts
    February 29, 2012 6:10 PM PST
    Luke I am your proctolagist and I was wondering if you'd like to grab a coffee some time?
  • Deleted Member
    March 2, 2012 2:41 AM PST
    Luke I am your...toilet! Now put that seat down! LOL!
  • MoonlightRide
    March 3, 2012 4:44 AM PST
    Luke I am your Puppet
  • GoFur
    • 844 posts
    March 3, 2012 4:55 AM PST
    Luke, I am your Mother - Time to wake up and go to school. All this dreaming about being a Jedi is starting to worry me a bit.
  • Jetman
    March 3, 2012 8:12 AM PST
    Luke, I am your.......... garbage disposal unit, YOU CANT PUT THAT DOWN HERE!!!!!  Wookie fur clogs the drains!!!!!
  • Deleted Member
    March 3, 2012 4:42 PM PST
    Luke, I am your... Imperial probe droid... now bend over!!!
  • BOOF
    • 0 posts
    March 4, 2012 7:18 AM PST
    LUKE I AM YOUR UNCLE BOOF AND WHEN I SAY RUN TO THE FRIDGE AND GRAB ME A BLOODY BEER I MEAN IT