be the local whore house that

got raided by the SPCA because......

to many unauthorized

farm animals having sex

with unprotected johns who were

addicted to vasoline, midgets and

kinky sex that only the strong should

try because of how dangerous it can be to.......

your health if you aren't

because having sex with midgets and animals is taboo

except in certain

situations that some consider to be normal and let the games

go on to broaden their tastes in group .............

activities. Soon the group began

to chant..."MidgetSquirrel" "Midget Squirrel" "Midget Squirrel" and then to my dismay, they

found one and began to

commence with the most unspeakable acts of  

vasoline wrestling with

warming gel for extra

flavor because we all know midget squirrels are very

erotic and have sensative

feelings about wrestling with vasoline in the ...............

middle of the day because

thats something you usually do at night with

your sleazy and greasy friends that