And we know you're a poser if...

• You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth. 
• You spend more time shining your bike than riding it. 
• You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you. 
• You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady. 
• You take your bike into the shop for oil changes. 
• Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding. 
• You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte. 
• You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself. 
• Your saddle bags say "Gucci". 
• You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags. 
• Your tattoos wash off. 
• You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home. 
• You won't ride down a gravel road. 
• You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels. 
• You only ride on weekends, when you can. 
• You never ride to work. 
• All your leathers match. 
• There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers. 
• You don't own a rain suit. 
• You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable. 
• You've never had to replace a worn out tire. 
• You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn. 
• You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection. 
• You ride a Ducati. 
• Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night.
   

• You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags. 
• Your tattoos wash off. 

• You never ride to work.