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• Patricia replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  November 23, 2011

  Geography of a woman

   GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.....  more GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by...    less
• Patricia replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  November 22, 2011

  New Car Being Introduced!!!

  Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't...  moreRenault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it — let alone turn it on – even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can’t get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is...    less
• Patricia replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  November 22, 2011

  The Old Man and Old Woman to take a cruse

  Paw Paw and Maw Maw got up one Sunday Morning and decided to skip Church and take a day ride on there Cruser. Maw was a bit hard of hearing so Paw usually had to repeat everything he said to her. After a few hours they pulled into a gas station for some...  morePaw Paw and Maw Maw got up one Sunday Morning and decided to skip Church and take a day ride on there Cruser. Maw was a bit hard of hearing so Paw usually had to repeat everything he said to her. After a few hours they pulled into a gas station for some go juice. As Paw was putting gas in the  tank a guy pulled up next to him on a Rat Bike Chopper. The guy ask Paw...What kind of bike is that...Maw said "What did he say" He said what kind of bike do we have? Rat Bike dude ask Paw where ya headed...Maw said "What did he say" He said where we headed. Just before Paw and Maw headed off the Rat Bike Dude said where you fokes from... Paw said Dallas. The Rat Bike dude said Man worst piece of Ass I ever had was in Dallas. Maw said "What did he say" Paw said.....He said he thinks he knows you!! Dragon  less