Australia..............

    • 601 posts
    October 15, 2011 8:58 AM PDT
    A guy walks into a pub in Australia and orders a white wine.

    Everybody sitting around the bar looks up... surprised.

    The barman glares at him and says..

    "You're not from around here... are ye?... Where ye from mate?".

    The guy says... "I'm from Ireland ".

    The bartender asks... "And What is it you do in Ireland?".

    The guy responds... "I'm a taxidermist" .

    The barman asks... "A taxidermist?..and just what the hell might that be?".

    The guy says nervously.... "I stuff and mount animals".

    The barman grins and shouts out to the whole pub....

    "It's okay lads... he's one of us!".
  • October 15, 2011 8:59 AM PDT
    LOL
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    • 19067 posts
    October 16, 2011 12:50 AM PDT
    Hey, I heard Boof say that same thing the other day...
    • 0 posts
    October 16, 2011 7:33 AM PDT
    Ya sure he was a bloody Aussie mate? Alot of your mob get us confused with Kiwi's aye? Cheers Boof
    • 823 posts
    March 5, 2012 6:38 AM PST
    How many kiwis' does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: None, sheep like it in the dark.
    • 9 posts
    March 7, 2012 9:48 PM PST
    Stuffed and mounted....Mmmmm

    Ride Free
    Tweek
    • 658 posts
    March 7, 2012 10:33 PM PST
    Sure he wasn't from West Virgina? (sorry, I couldn't help it.)
  • March 8, 2012 12:18 AM PST
    Where were all u when I was out to the ranch doing sheep chores? Sandy has a thing for strangers. The stranger, the better.
  • March 8, 2012 12:58 AM PST
    I call BS on that story!! No self respecting Irishman would drink white wine!
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    • 1516 posts
    March 8, 2012 5:00 AM PST
    here we go!!