Talk about freakin' Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder...
I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan .
Having not seen my wife for several months, I was horny and hot, pulsing with anticipation and looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her Unfortunately, she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her head, so I shot her.

What color was the towel ?

ok...that one was just plain bad...i think i need more alcohol before i read it again......

owww....
that made my brain hurt...

Hmmmmm.If I was a defense lawyer I could do something with that! LOL

My face hurts from laughing...didn't see that comming....
RandyJoe...Ride Strong...

I did the same thing R.J.