August 27, 2011 12:09 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                George was sitting in the emergency room of the hospital after cutting off  his finger at work. 
He figures he better call his wife and let her know  what has happened so she doesn't freak out hearing about it from someone else.  He calls his wife and lets her know he was in an industrial accident and had cut  off his finger. 
Wife: "Your whole finger?" 
George: "No, the one  right next to it!" 
                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  August 27, 2011 12:14 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                WOW  Good one