A man is home alone when a sheriff's deputy rings his doorbell. "What can I do for you, officer?" he says. The deputy asks if he is married. "Yes I am," the man replies. "Do you have a recent photo of your wife?" the deputy asks. "Sure," the guy says, and then gets a photo. Taking a look the deputy says, "Sorry, sir...... but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck." The guy rplies, "I know..... but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."