hillbilly first aid......

    • 395 posts
    August 18, 2011 3:33 AM PDT
     Warning.... Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!!!

    Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat they talk
    about their moonshine operation.

    Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
    cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
    distress. 

    One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
    'Kin ya swaller?  The woman shakes her head no. 

    Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'  
    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. 

    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her
    drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. 

    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
    flies out of her mouth. 

    As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his
    table.  

    His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but
    I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' 

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    • 3006 posts
    August 18, 2011 5:13 AM PDT
    LOL Thanks I needed a laugh this morning
    • 1161 posts
    August 18, 2011 5:13 PM PDT
    I heard that with the guy getting his buddy to stand up and bend over....
    But ya same result. Lol