Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

 

  And here we go...

 

 #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

 

   #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

 

   #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try  it out a few times.

          

   #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

 

   #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 

   #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 

  #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

 

  #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

 

  #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

 

 #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun 

thought this was a good follow up to the last one.........

Cute! My hubbie will like that!

The distaff side might note that if a gun goes off prematurely it is cause for legal action and the gun should be disassembled & locked away in the interim.

nice.......guess that's not too bad of a problem provided the gun is not pointed in the wrong place...then you could have a really big mess on your hands.. haha......i've never had to disassemble mine......i keep them nice and clean and never point them in the wrong location......a gun is no fun if it's locked away.....

you hit the Bulls eye dead center

Wow. Awesome Lola. Yer a shoot-from-the-hip kinda gal. I like that.
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Tweek

told you i had an awesome sense of humor......

#7 is my favoritegotta love the lack of jealousy LOL !!!

Lol! Lola your great! Keep the jokes coming!