The love story of Ralph and Edna...

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    • 1516 posts
    July 29, 2011 12:20 PM PDT
    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 

    Ralph and Edna were both
    patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.


    He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.


    Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom and pulled
    him out.  When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.


    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news
    and bad news.  The good news is you're being discharged, since you were
    able to
    rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.  I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.


    The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe
    belt right after you saved him.  I am so sorry, but he's dead.'


    Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.  How
    soon can I go home?'


    Happy Mental Health Day!

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    • 1364 posts
    July 29, 2011 12:53 PM PDT
    oh no !!!!

    • 2072 posts
    July 29, 2011 1:39 PM PDT
    Isn't that just like a woman !!!!! (I'll slip out the back door very quietly now !!!)
    • Moderator
    • 19067 posts
    July 30, 2011 2:11 AM PDT
    Sounds logical to me.
    • Moderator
    • 1516 posts
    July 30, 2011 3:55 AM PDT
    Yeah, so what did she do wrong??
    • 3006 posts
    July 30, 2011 4:26 AM PDT
    DebraJo wrote...
    Yeah, so what did she do wrong??

    LOL Debra
    sick n funny !!! now thats a biker for ya !!!

    • 611 posts
    September 3, 2011 7:24 PM PDT
    Actually did NOT see that one coming....
    Sik and funny.... just right!
    Edge