So how's your day going?

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    April 15, 2011 3:48 AM PDT

    There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

     "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst  into tears.
     "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t  stand to see a man crying."
     "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure.
     I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any  insurance.
    I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."
     "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it  all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the  poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!
    But enough about me, how's your day going?"


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    April 15, 2011 4:35 AM PDT
    Thanks John... always good to start the day with a laugh!!!
  • April 15, 2011 9:04 AM PDT
    Laughing here.
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    April 15, 2011 7:09 PM PDT
    Lucky wrote...
    Thanks John... always good to start the day with a laugh!!!











    You are most welcome Lucky.