Pfizer Drug Company Announcement

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    February 8, 2011 2:20 AM PST
     Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be  available in liquid form, and will be marketed  by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for  use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
     Obviously we can no longer call this a soft  drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of  "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
     Pepsi will market  the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
     
     Thought for the day:
    There is more money being spent  on breast implants and Viagra today than on  Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

  • February 8, 2011 3:01 AM PST
    Thanks buddy that was funny!
  • February 8, 2011 3:01 AM PST
    Thanks buddy that was funny!
  • February 8, 2011 3:19 AM PST


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    February 8, 2011 4:26 AM PST
    Thanks I needed something to look forward to.
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    February 8, 2011 4:27 AM PST
    wow, I guess I will have to start drinking soda...