Seattle Humor

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    January 28, 2011 4:33 AM PST
    A beautiful young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into Puget Sound.


    But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to
    Europe tomorrow, and I can stow you away on my ship. "I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

    With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to 
    Europe, the woman accepted. 

    That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn. 

    Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. 

    "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. 

    "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings food and I get a free trip to 
    Europe." 

    "I see," the captain says. 

    "Plus," she adds, "He's screwing me." 

    "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the 
    Bremerton Ferry."

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    January 28, 2011 4:38 AM PST
    I LOVE IT!!!! Was this sailor named Raywood?
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    January 28, 2011 5:02 AM PST
    SSSSSSSHhhhhhhhhhhhhh. why do you think he he tailed it to Mexico
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    January 30, 2011 3:13 AM PST
    I like it...
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    January 30, 2011 4:24 AM PST
    lol
  • January 30, 2011 4:42 AM PST
    Good one.
  • January 30, 2011 6:41 AM PST
    Uhhhh...Yeah.
  • January 31, 2011 1:22 AM PST
    Oh gotta love NW humor...