Gday All,Oprah has bought 300 Americans down here to tour around and take part in her filming a couple of  episodes of her show...these poor bastards have their whole trip all mapped out by some tour company,you know organised tourist bullshit?Anyways my question to you mob is ,WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE AND DO IF YOU CAME DOWN HERE FOR A COUPLE OF BLOODY WEEKS? Oh and by the way one of our little mates is in Vegas at the moment.Grant the weather man is doing route 66 at the moment and the little bugger is having a ball.So if y'all see Grant say gday and have a beer with our little mate...CHEERS BOOF

If I came down there I'm sure I wouldn't see anything more than the closest bar to your place!!!

I'm really surprised that Oprah brought all those people all the way down there, and they aren't even stopping by to say hey to Marni and you. They'll never know what they missed!!!

When Australia paid the trip cost for 300 plus "O", You can be sure that Austrailia will show all of the dress / show places for the buck. Not much of a walk about..

Right at this moment, I would love to jump in your pool. It's been snowing for three days now and not much hope for the weekend!!!!

Just lots of sun, and open roads to ride! Mountains, (ya'll do have mountains, right?) a map would be nice, or good local biker.

Jaazus Boof ye are suffering...Oprah and the Brit cricket team in the same year ! all ye are short now is the Irish finance minister....your cross is heavy man !

Jeez Boof, I guess if I ever make it down there, you get "DRAFTED", as tour guide mate.

The redneck jaccuzzi is a BOOF and Marni speciality..One ute(truck) a bloody big tarp and fill the bed with water and beer....Yeah Blue we got heaps of mountains mate..sunday dress ups are bloody fun DebraJo and Cathy y'all welcome in the pool anytime...The bloody pommy cricket knobs are about giving everyone the shits Rory but Oprah did pay for the tickets for all her Yank mates so its all good...The bloody Irish finance minister would probably get a job in one of the many Irish pubs here as a book keeper...Lucky old mate you know me pretty bloody well...If any of y'all ever want an adventure down here gimme a OI and Marni and I would be more than pleased to get y'all out of your comfort zone with the other tourists and have a fair bloody dinkum Aussie experience without any of the touristy bullshit......CHEERS BOOF

Boof my crazy Brother I would want to go to the outback, or country (or whatever ya call it) and shoot some can's with ya. Stop on the way back to your house at one of those crazy Bar's (or Pubs) you Mate's have down there. I would also like to look up some of the guys that sent me the cool patch on my vest inside the guns. Don't hear from that group much anymore.
Dragon

Since I have had memories they have included spending days diving the Great Barrier Reef but it might be nice to meet Robyn Davidson, the chick who in 1978 packed up 4 camels, shouldered her rifle, whistled up the dog and walked 1700 miles across the Outback just for the general hell of it.
Sure made all my adventures look pretty tame

I know we haven’t met in person yet BOOF. But I couldn’t think of anyone more qualified to show me all the proper places to see in Australia then you. Who better to show off the best watering holes to visit (and which ones to stay away from). What worth seeing and what’s not.
Other then that the only thing I have a reference for in Australia is the adventures of the missing scarf (by the way aren’t we in for the next installment on that).

The bloody scarf will be on the road next week..Marni and I are taking the coast road all the way down to Victoria to spend Chrissy on the farm with my family...Then we're coming back to drive up north to see Marni's family up in far North Queensland..We should be able to give you mob a gander at most of the different country side from the top to the bottom of this wide brown land..Savage old mate ,when you start to travel into the bush down here you meet all sorts of characters like Robyn,who still have a bit of that adventurous pioneer spirit in them....Dragon old mate.The rowdy mob are about a days full ride south of here...Havent seen old Hoss for a while,he's prolly busy doing toy runs and the like....CHEERS BOOF

Ok Oprah has rapped up here Australian Adventure down here.....I dunno if you mob have been getting any news over there,but she's had a bloody ripper time down here..The episodes she's filmed down here will be on tv over there in January so keep an eye out for it....CHEERS BOOF

For what Oprah paid for 300 people for 8 days, plus all expenses, I was thinkin' I'd like to take the long way round the outback, do some camping, shooting, hunting, eating at some exotic locations (like with a few of the aboriginal natives), and just generally getting to know all you fine folks, down under. Me, and 299 of my new best friends here on cyclefish. We could do it up really right, for them amount of buckage, whaddaya think, BOOF???
RIDE FREE
Tweek

Shit Tweek, Oprah spent some huge bloody bucks down here. Where she stayed on Hamilton Island is $1500 a bloody night...The "Eco Tent" she stayed in at Ayers Rock is $1900 bucks a friggin night..I think us "normal-ish" people could do a year on here 10 day budget..Oh BTW Tweek the shit you see with the abo's on the movies and TV aint true..Our mob of black fella's over here have big trouble with booze and petrol sniffing...The touristy feely touchy thing is like what your Indians do ,putting on a show for the tourists...Then is back to the "Rez" to get on the piss and generally make a bloody pain in the balls of themselves...Like I said once before ,anytime anyone wants to come down and have the "real" Aussie experience,just give me an "OI" and I'll pick you up at the airport...CHEERS BOOF

Anyone watch the shows yet?What did y'all think?