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When Drunk

  • HDBeech
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    • 277 posts
    December 3, 2010 3:03 AM PST
    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate


    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    6. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool!
    7. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
  • Deleted Member
    December 3, 2010 3:36 AM PST
    I will just agree with ya...I'm a sleepy drunk, so when I decide to have a few or four or six, I hang up the keys, kick back and put my feet up, and have at it.
  • BOOF
    • 0 posts
    December 3, 2010 6:35 AM PST
    I canr believe all of this,I guess i've just never been drunk enough...CHEERS BOOF
  • Lucky
    • 5420 posts
    December 3, 2010 6:39 AM PST
    No BOOF, guess the only thing you can't say when you're drunk is...

    "Hey we can't park here and sleep overnight!!!"
  • BOOF
    • 0 posts
    December 3, 2010 6:56 AM PST
    Lucky the world is my campground mate...CHEERS BOOF