joke

  • September 4, 2010 12:27 AM PDT
    early one morning late one night 2 dead boys raised a fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other, a deaf policeman heard the noise, came and got them two bad boys, if you don't believe my story is true ask the blind man he saw it too.
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    September 5, 2010 12:58 AM PDT
    Yes, I know the blind man was a carpenter for he picked up his hammer and saw...
    • 76 posts
    September 8, 2010 3:13 AM PDT
    The saw was bent and the hammer unstable...indeed he built a mighty fine table.....
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    September 8, 2010 3:40 AM PDT
    Steady by jerks, like a toad in a walk!
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    September 8, 2010 3:53 AM PDT
    I am so lost on this one!!
  • September 8, 2010 6:17 AM PDT
    "Oh, I see", said the blind man to his deaf wife.

    "It's coming back to me now" as he pee'd into the wind........
    • 76 posts
    September 8, 2010 6:59 AM PDT
    LMAO!!

    Roger: I was lost too - had to google it