scottish wedding

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    August 17, 2010 8:26 AM PDT
    Two Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub

    discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.

    "Ach, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything

    organised already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception,

    the rings, the minister, even ma stag night..."

    Archie nods approvingly.

    "Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.

    "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's grand, you'll look pure smart in that!

    "And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.

    "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white.

  • August 17, 2010 8:40 AM PDT
    Oh fer Gods Sakes! 'Tis true!!! :-)
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    August 17, 2010 9:44 AM PDT
    hahahahahah
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    August 17, 2010 9:46 AM PDT
    I thought he was going to say the Kilt if he was lucky!!
  • August 18, 2010 12:46 AM PDT
    Reminds me of the first time I wore a kilt to the Rennaisance Festival... A little kid ran up, lifted the kilt and screamed to his mother... " Yup, he's naked under here!" I nearly died laughing, and his mother turned beet red.
  • August 18, 2010 1:03 AM PDT
    Yeah... That'll teah'em to have them kind of thoughts "out loud".... Their little "carpet rats" hear that stuff...