New meanings in life ...

    • 567 posts
    August 2, 2010 1:43 PM PDT

    These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.


    ADULT:
    A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOR:
    A place where women curl up and dye.

    CANNIBAL:
    Someone who is fed up with people.

    CHICKENS:
    The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

    COMMITTEE:
    A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST:
    Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    EGOTIST:
    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    HANDKERCHIEF:
    Cold Storage.

    INFLATION:
    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    MOSQUITO:
    An insect that makes you like flies better.

    RAISIN:
    Grape with a sunburn.

    SECRET:
    Something you tell to one person at a time.

    TOOTHACHE:
    The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW:
    One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    YAWN:
    An honest opinion openly expressed.


    and MY Personal Favorite!!

    WRINKLES:
    Something other people have,
    similar to my character lines.

  • August 3, 2010 12:31 AM PDT
    I enjoyed, and will pass on. The words never change but the meaning always.
    • Moderator
    • 19067 posts
    August 3, 2010 12:35 AM PDT
    I like!!!