In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, Here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.


1. On SEAR's hairdryer: "Don't use while sleeping" (Gee,that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Evidently, the shoplifter's special)

3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap" (And that would be how!?!?!?!?)

4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion:defrost" (Its *just* a suggestion)

5. On Tesco's Tiramisu's desserts (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn over" (opps to late)

6. On Marks & Spencer's bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating"

7. On packaging of a Rowenta Iron: "Do not iron clothes on body" (But wouldn't this save even more time?)

8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after take this medication" (I think we would cut down on all the construction accidents if we just get those 5 year olds with coughs off the forklifts)

9. On Nytol Sleepin Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness" (I would Hope so)

10. On most brands of Cristmas lights: "For indoor and outdoor use only" (As Oppose to what?)

11. On a Japanese food processer: "Not to be used for other use" (I gotta admit, I'm curious..)

12. On Sainsbury peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts" (NEWS FLASH!)

13. On American Airlines package of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts" (STEP 3: fly Delta)

14. On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of garment does not enable you to fly" (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for that one)

15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attemptto stop chain with you hands or genitals" (Was there a chance of this happening somwhere?)

This was always one of my favorites.  A few years back I had a spell of vertigo, so the doctor gave me these pills for the dizzeness.

The front states: "Take one tablet as needed for Dizzness".  The warning on the back states: "May cause Dizziness".

So when I took them and told the doctor they wern't working 'cause I was still dizzy...he said "Oh no, they're working, that's just a side effect" WTF!

Well Lucky, i guess you have to flip a coin on that one.

You can thank your local trial attorneys for all of this!

I'm sure in certain areas this is probably a popular dare when cutting trees and drinking!

just a few more for another chuckle...

on an electric lawn mower -- Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.


On a bicycle -- "Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle"  (Ya think?)



On a toilet brush-- "Do not use for personal hygine"


On car sun shield-- "Do not drive with shield in place." (Unless you've been drinking of course.)

 
On the ipod Shuffle -- "Do not eat." (WTF?)

But ya know for these warnings to be put on these items someone tried whatever the warning is for. Sad isn't it?

Do ya fry the ipod first? LOL!