> Two little old ladies were sitting on
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> a park bench outside the local town hall
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> where a flower show was in progress.
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> The thin one leaned over and said,
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> 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun
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> any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off
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> and streak through that stupid flower show!'
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> 'You're on!' said the other old lady,
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> holding up a $10 bill.
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> The first little old lady slowly fumbled
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> her way out of her clothes and,
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> completely naked, streaked (as fast
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> as an old lady can) through the front door
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> of the flower show.
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> Waiting outside, her friend soon heard
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> a huge commotion inside the hall, followed
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> by loud applause and shrill whistling.
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> Finally, the smiling and naked old lady
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> came through the exit door surrounded
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> by a cheering crowd.
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> 'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
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> 'I won 1st prize as 'Best Dried Arrangement'.
