July 19, 2010 6:22 AM PDT
Drunken Biker
One night, a police officer was stalking out a
particularly rowdy biker bar for possible
violations of the driving-under-the-influence
laws. At closing time, he saw one of the bikers
stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, try his
keys on five different bikes before he found his.
Then, sat on the bike fumbling around several
minutes, looking as if he might pass out right
there. Everyone left the bar and rode off.
Finally, he started his engine and began to pull
away. The police officer was waiting for him. He
stopped the biker, read him his rights and
administered the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer
demanded to know how that could be. The biker
replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
July 19, 2010 6:46 AM PDT
Those "BIKERS" are sure tricky..........
July 20, 2010 6:23 PM PDT
HAHAHA, I love it!
July 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT
Yeah... We used something like that on the Security Police (like MP's) at Andrews AFB. Did it several times till they got wise. They used to sit in the Engine Shop parking lot and watch the NCO Club... We'd also go to the NCO Club but.... Park our vehicles in the Engine Shop Parking lot!!! Love it!!! Designated "DECOY"!!!!
July 21, 2010 4:25 AM PDT
July 22, 2010 4:05 PM PDT
Just darn funny! Gotta sen that to one of my friends back in AZ. They could use that. LOL!
