You know you will laugh at this one.....and then tell it yoursel

    • 1780 posts
    July 17, 2010 2:54 AM PDT
    So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda ticked off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing.

    Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother.

    He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and suchlike."

    The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says, "Toadracapokus! You're brown!"

    The toad looks down and sees that he is brown except for his package, which is still yellow.

    He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow!"

    To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do johnsons. You will have to go see The Wizard
    of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.

    There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like all the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account that the hunters can spot me from a mile off."

    She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and says: "Bearuscadabra! You're brown!"

    The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries, they remain purple. He says: "My wang is still purple!"

    She says: "I don't do units, you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."

    To this the bear replies: "Well that's just dandy, but how the hell do I find The Wizard of Oz?"

    The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy... just follow the yellow dick Toad!"


  • July 17, 2010 3:08 AM PDT
    hahahahaha!!!
  • July 17, 2010 7:37 AM PDT
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA
  • g
    July 17, 2010 7:46 AM PDT
    oh geez !!
    • 467 posts
    July 17, 2010 7:51 AM PDT
    ROFLMAO!!!!!
  • July 17, 2010 8:04 AM PDT
    Now that was a GOOD one!
    • Moderator
    • 19067 posts
    July 17, 2010 8:55 AM PDT
    So Frickin Punny?? Huh Kenny. LOL Seriously GOOD ONE!
  • g
    July 17, 2010 9:46 AM PDT
    a thought ma paki joke was better ..............oh well .
    • 413 posts
    July 17, 2010 10:02 AM PDT
    g wrote...
    a thought ma paki joke was better ..............oh well .

    paki joke..????
  • July 17, 2010 10:02 AM PDT
    Totally funny. Needed a good laugh! Thanks! LOL!
    • 6 posts
    July 17, 2010 11:05 AM PDT
    LOL there's times I wonder about you, Dragon! (of course, I'm one to talk, right? LOL)
  • g
    July 17, 2010 10:34 PM PDT
    FxrDude wrote...
    g wrote...
    a thought ma paki joke was better ..............oh well .

    paki joke..????
     

    its gone ..
  • g
    July 17, 2010 10:36 PM PDT
    probably one o the reasons why i wid na make admin ...lol
    • 1066 posts
    July 18, 2010 12:10 AM PDT

     That thar is funny, I don't kare who ya are.

    • 352 posts
    July 19, 2010 12:20 AM PDT
    LOL good one Ken