The museum at Little Big Horn wanted a new mural done depicting the last stand.and hired a local artist that had the low bid.The only thing is no one gets to see my work until the celebration of the new display asked the artist ,to which the board of dirrectors agreed.When the curtain dropped in front of a large crowd opening day, it showed a cow on a cloud wearing a halo with Custer standing on top of a hill surrounded by hundreds of Indians having sex in every imaginable way.

"Oh my God!!, yelled the director, "What is THAT supposed to be??? "

"Custer's last stand,", replied the artist, " I figure his last words were,' Holy cow,look at all the ******* Indians"

I like it!!!!!

Me tooooooooo! LOL!