Best Blonde Joke so far

  • February 16, 2010 2:33 PM PST
    THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO
    > FAR
    >
    > A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
    > attractive blonde female neighbor came out of
    > the house and
    > went straight to the mailbox.
    >
    >
    > She opened it then
    > slammed it shut
    > and stormed back into the
    > house.
    >
    > A little later she came out of her
    > house again went to the mail box and again,
    > opened it, slammed it
    > shut again. Angrily, back into the house she
    > went.
    >
    > As the man was
    > getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came
    > out again,
    > marched to the mail box, opened it and then
    > slammed it shut
    > harder than ever.
    >
    > Puzzled by her actions the man asked
    > her, 'Is something wrong?'
    >
    > To which she replied, 'There
    > certainly is!'
    >
    > (Are you ready? This is a
    > beauty....)
    >
    >
    >
    > 'My stupid computer
    >
    > keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT
    > MAIL!'
    >
    >
    >
  • February 16, 2010 9:49 PM PST
    lol
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    • 19067 posts
    February 16, 2010 10:27 PM PST
    OOOOOUUU that was funny...
    • 212 posts
    February 16, 2010 10:29 PM PST
    HUH?
  • February 16, 2010 10:29 PM PST
         me like that joke
  • February 17, 2010 2:38 AM PST
    Pinkmedicchick Love ya.
  • February 17, 2010 1:56 PM PST
    Oh my gosh thanks for the laugh. My job can be way to serious as most things in life can be if you let them.
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    February 17, 2010 2:03 PM PST
             
  • April 18, 2012 7:03 AM PDT

    A blonde gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

    ‘You ok?' she says.

    'Yes,' he says.

    'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.

    'It's best I stay here,' he replies.’

    ‘Why?' says the blonde.

    The boy says, 'Because, I'm the f**king goalie.'

    (FOOTBALL!!! (Soccer to you American Footy Heathens...lol...))