Man I just smoked a joint.....Do ya think anyone can tell

I do not look like a damn it doll......I just need some hair spray 

Maybe I should have read the instructions before using that Hair Growth crap.

Let me get this straight I have to wear a helmet, and it's the Government thats' telling me that.

yep that's my buddy Ralph 

What do you mean you don't give free ice cream with meals anymore

As you can see free time is the curse of a retired person

Night Dragon