an old friend of mine asked if I'd take a paternity test for her daughter!!! I said sure because I know the daughter isn't mine, but we make lots of jokes that she is so the real dad left and wants proof. Now let me fill you in. Her boyfriend (real Dad) is a sex offender who got arrested and put in the county jail for not registering. so I'd take her to the jail every now and then to visit him. Then her mom ended up in the county jail for felony DUI. so I'd take her to the jail every now and then to visit both of them. Then one time while she was there visiting they ran her name and she was arrested for outstanding bad checks. So the whole family is in the County jail all for different reasons at the same time. That's when she found out she was pregnant. Then everybody is asking us if the baby is mine because we were spending lots of time together. so then we starting making jokes that the baby is mine. so the father decided the best way to piss me off is to name the little girl after a crazy ex-girl of mine I couldn't stand, so they did. Now we got jokes going off of that. that was several years ago. Now the real father and her broke up and he doesn't want to pay child support so he's saying the baby is mine. Jerry and Maury I got a show for you!!! 

Wow, I feel just sooooo boring

(B.T.W. No good deed goes unpunished in modernity.)

I just love dysfunctional don't you?

I am glad i am boring

Damn Dude,I see a Reality TV series in the making this could take the place of Devils Ride,get a agent now.

Lmaoaint life a beach,then the tide rolls in....

Putting the FUN in dysfunctional? lol

This thread should be in the Biker Humor forum. lol

Jon

It would be really funny if it weren't typically true.  Ironic how we pride ourselves as Americans and the whole world gets to see us like this.  Absolutely amazes me. 


Peace?

It's very true. I got more screwed up stuff to go along with her