Two Irishmen sitting in a bar, just a touch inebriated (that's drunk to you people still in grade school), one turns to the other and says,
"so me boy, how old are ye?"
and the second replied, "well, I tell you now, I'll be 28 me next birthday".
"No way! I'll be 28 me next birthday as well." the first replied.
"So where were you born, me boy?" asked the first one.
"Born in Kilkenny" says the second.
"No kidding. Was born in Kilkenny me self, I was" said the first.
"So where did you go to school then, mate?"
"Went to St. Margret's, I did" said the second one.
"No way, went to St. Margret's me self" said the first.
"Oh no" said the bartender, "the O'Houlihan twins are drunk again".



Jon

Aye, give 'em another Guiness and they'll be singin again...
Edge